The Twitterati Apologize for Taking Steroids Offshore

New York has a fancy matrix graphic in which it pretends to identify which Twitterers are insipid or insightful. Oh, New York: Even Twitter's insights are insipid. Today's banalities:

The Twitterati Apologize for Taking Steroids Offshore

BusinessWeek writer Spencer Ante offshored.

The Twitterati Apologize for Taking Steroids Offshore

Revision3 videoblogger Veronica Belmont revealed her musical tastes.

The Twitterati Apologize for Taking Steroids Offshore

Domestic tyrant Martha Stewart apologized.

The Twitterati Apologize for Taking Steroids Offshore

Gizmodo blogger Matt Buchanan pumped himself up.

The Twitterati Apologize for Taking Steroids Offshore

CNET video host Natali Del Conte revealed her superhero fetish.

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