NYU to Poors: Go AwayS

Did you know that it costs $54,000 to go to NYU for one year and learn how to be a failed revolutionary? Because of this, the school is "encouraging" poors to go fuck themselves.

The NYU "financial counselors" are calling up the applicants who got accepted but have large gaps between their family's income and their financial aid packages, and just making sure they understand that they are poor—probably too poor, for NYU.

Those who were the first in their families to attend college also were likelier to get a call.

Haha! Also likelier to get a call: Nerds, spazzes, geeks, gaywads, and dorktrons. And minorities.