Paula Abdul Thinks She's Huge in Austria

Hah, oh dear. It seems that Paula Abdul, cat-litter-mouthed judge of American Idol singers, was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno character in his new film. And she still doesn't know it.

Page Six hisses that the girl, who is forever yours, had a lengthy sitdown with the fake gay Austrian fashion reporter, and has still not figured out—because synapses fire pretty slowly through Farina—that it was all a hoax. Most people who were duped by the reality comedian figured it out pretty quick, but no, not dear Paula. Her spokesperson declined to comment, but, I guess, now she must be aware of it.

Sorry P!