Barack Obama Wants You to Take a Loyalty OathS

Did you know that today is "Loyalty Day"? It is. And Barack Hussein Obama has issued a proclamation, or "fatwa," making it illegal to disobey him. Rise up, people!

One might have expected a socialist to dispense with Red Scare-era practice of observing Loyalty Day, which was started in the 1920s to counterbalance Communist May Day celebrations. But it makes sense because even pinko tyrants need to command utter subservience from their powerless citizens. Which is what Obama is doing, while at the same time making right-wing dissent illegal, putting veterans in jail, and infecting everyone with Swine Flu.

Of course Obama isn't the first president to issue a tyrannical loyalty oath. But George W. Bush's proclamation in 2002 was all about 9/11, and Obama's doesn't even mention 9/11 and is all about immigrants: "Just as early settlers pledged to do their part to build the new Nation, now recent immigrants — loyal to the very same values — are helping America fulfill its promise." He's talking about the swine flu people!

Remember: "First they came for the Teabaggers, and I did nothing. Then they came for the Chrysler bondholders, and I did nothing. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to shriek racist innuendo."

Barack Obama Wants You to Take a Loyalty OathS