Here is Representative Alcee Hastings (one of the most corrupt Democrats in Congress*) reading a list of sexual fetishes on the floor of the House. Big lulz!

Of course he is pointing out that being on the Rules Committee sucks because Republicans are craven assholes who think fucking with the Matthew Shepard act is the absolute pinnacle of comedy but still, a congressman talking about animal-fucking!

*Hastings was once a federal judge until he was impeached for accepting a bribe, and then he just decided to go be a Congressman. (WHY DON'T YOU EVER WRITE ANYTHING BAD ABOUT DEMOCRATS HUH PAREENE HUH VACCINES CAUSE 9/11)

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