• By Hamilton Nolan
    May 1, 2009 4:18 PM 0
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    What is Barack Obama, Some Sort of Basketball God?

    The government has de-classified this video of Barack Obama shooting hoops with some women today, proving he NEVER MISSES, and is therefore irresistible. Did fellow diverse basketball star "Tiger" Woods teach the president his secrets?

    Of course not (racist). You can trace Barack Obama's basketball style directly back to one man and one man only:


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