Someone went to eat at the Waverly Inn (finally!) and they came back with the strangest "celebrity" dinner grouping ever: Raisin Rachel Zoe, Oasis' Noel Gallagher and Fab 5 Freddy. What did they talk about?

The scene, according to our tipster, was a hodgepodge of meh-meh gooball almosts. (To be fair, there seem to be a couple of A-listers too.) But our favorite grouping: "Fab 5 Freddy. Rachell Zoe , Noel Gallagher and Rachel's gay husband in a small insignificant table. " (Also spotted: Tom Freston and a very pretty black woman.Calvin Klen's Francisco Costa was there as well as Hillary Swank. Dan Abrams with a lady that was not Renee.)

To recap: Rachel Zoe is a petite and evil stylist with a reality television show. Rodger Berman, her gay husband, is an investment banker. Noel Gallagher is a Mancunian twat who once sang in a band called Oasi and Fab 5 Freddy was the host of Yo! MTV Raps.

Possible theories as to why this strange foursome formed:

1) Is this another reality television show in the works? Possible titles: "Help! I Terrify Small Children: 'Celebrity' Edition" and/or "Check, Please," a game show in which four middling well known people go to an expensive restaurant and then play chicken to see who is going to foot the bill.

2)There is a service out there which celebrities can use if they have nothing to do on a particular night that pairs them with others of similar fame and also liaises with the restaurant to ensure they have a table fitting to their stature—"small, insignificant" in this case.

3)All four of them were taking the Sex and the City bus tour but got bored. Understandably.

4) Tried to go to Grey Dog but got turned away.