The Twitterati Help Us Realize What Blueprint Cleanse Tastes LikeS

Twitter is like a real-time conversation! And just like many conversations, sometimes you want to cover your ears, Eric Eldon, Micki Maynard, Ellen McGirt and others teach us:

The Twitterati Help Us Realize What Blueprint Cleanse Tastes LikeS

New York Times Detroit bureau chief Micki Maynard pursued her love of U2 to absurd lengths.

The Twitterati Help Us Realize What Blueprint Cleanse Tastes LikeS

Ultrapretentious startup consultant Chris Sacca got excited about a nude wedding.

The Twitterati Help Us Realize What Blueprint Cleanse Tastes LikeS

Marie Claire features editor Lea Goldman contracted the Blueprint Cleanse flu.

The Twitterati Help Us Realize What Blueprint Cleanse Tastes LikeS

VentureBeat snooper Eric Eldon listened in.

The Twitterati Help Us Realize What Blueprint Cleanse Tastes LikeS

Fast Company writer Ellen McGirt made an obscure Blueprint Cleanse reference, we think.

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