Sensitive Gay Porn Technology Smuggled to Israel

Sure, American companies can't make reliable cars or financial instruments, but we still rule at exporting narcissistic media like reality television shows. And now, a Gothamite sodomite semite is taking Israel's gay porn virginity.

You might recall Michael Lucas as the Russian-born gay porn actor who shot various adult films around New York, including one inside the Marc Jacobs store ("the gayest movie on record," we once raved).

Lucas is now headed to Israel, where he plans to become a citizen under the Law of Return, and shoot what blog Transracial describes as "the first-ever gay porno using only Israeli models." Which means Lucas perhaps referenced the wrong organ when he recently gave the quote, "I believe your motherland is where your heart is."

Lucas would be well-advised to temper some of his hottest passions during filming. Not the gay sex —- sounds kosher to us — but the sort of vaguely anti-Islamic sentiments like the ones the passionate neocon Zionist was quoted giving last year in the New Republic:

"It totally escapes me how gay people can side with burqa-wearing, jihad-screaming, Koran-crazed Muslims... What's the point to respect their culture, or supposed culture, when they have a strong contempt for mine?

Lucas later clarified with to the magazine that his problem is with the religion of Islam, not Arabs per se. Err, uh, OK?

Just no uncomfortable Arab stereotypes, please. It hurts sales, which is why American producers never ever indulge in them.