• By Foster Kamer
    May 10, 2009 2:30 PM 12,437
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    America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day

    As of 2:30PM today, on Google Trends, the following restaurants America is taking Mom out for dinner to tonight:

    6. Olive Garden
    14. Texas Roadhouse
    19. Outback Steakhouse
    24. IHOP
    31. Macaroni Grill
    72. Longhorn Steakhouse
    73. Cheesecake Factory

    Lesson: never underestimate the utilitarian appeal of unlimited bread sticks and salad. Related.


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