EW.com has some cryptic information about many TV season finales, the most intriguing detail being that seven, count 'em 7, deaths will occur. So who will die? More importantly, who should die?

The shows they list as possible killer-offers: Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, House, Ugly Betty, The Office, CSI: NY, Smallville, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, Prison Break, Lost, Gossip Girl, 90210, Grey's Anatomy, 24, and Bones.

So let's see. I'm a really big Grey's Anatomy fan. I think Dr. Finn McHotbutt might die, because his love affair with Special Nurse Practitioner Melloree St. Carmichael has gotten a bit stale. On How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Marshall had that hilarious episode where Barney discussed the merits of "chick farts" and then there was that whole really super sweet subplot about Other Guy and Canadian Girl learning to love and lose and be friends again, so I'm thinking that maybe they should all die. I'm pretty sure Chace Crawford is going to perish in a sexfire accident on Gossip Girl next week. And don't get me started on Eddie Cahill on CSI: NY. I mean, gravelly good looks and terrible New Yawk accents are like oil and fire.

No, but seriously folks. Who's gonna dieeeeee (Chahhhlie)?