• By Hamilton Nolan
    May 12, 2009 4:24 PM 8,033
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    Prince Marcus von Asshole's Gallery of Glory

    Yesterday, asshole expert Jared Paul Stern identified German "Prince" Marcus von Anhalt as the "World's Richest Asshole." Like all noblemen, the Prince has a Myspace page:





    Here's a picture he took of his dinner.





    A bird he saw.


    Also be sure to check out what is apparently a rap track commissioned by Marcus all about how he's a "Prince from the hood." And really, we haven't even touched these.




    UPDATE: Sorry, but I'm compelled to add this one. It is breathtaking.


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