Yesterday, asshole expert Jared Paul Stern identified German "Prince" Marcus von Anhalt as the "World's Richest Asshole." Like all noblemen, the Prince has a Myspace page:

Here's a picture he took of his dinner.


A bird he saw.

Also be sure to check out what is apparently a rap track commissioned by Marcus all about how he's a "Prince from the hood." And really, we haven't even touched these.

UPDATE: Sorry, but I'm compelled to add this one. It is breathtaking.