The Twitterati Stay Up All Night Cursing Their Honda

Don't take an iPhone to a movie screening, don't Twitter when you should be making coffee, don't buy a 2002 Honda, and don't be Meghan McCain. This and more we learned from Twitter today!

The Twitterati Stay Up All Night Cursing Their Honda

Time media critic James Poniewozik experienced intra-Time Warner corporate stupidity.

The Twitterati Stay Up All Night Cursing Their Honda

Chicago Tribune schadenfreude beat reporter John Keilman bragged about his marriage.

The Twitterati Stay Up All Night Cursing Their Honda

Wired editor Danny Dumas did not pimp his ride.

The Twitterati Stay Up All Night Cursing Their Honda

Financial-advice yeller Suze Orman Twittered at her girlfriend.

The Twitterati Stay Up All Night Cursing Their Honda

Senator spawn Meghan McCain represented the filthy-mouthed, sleepless future of the GOP.

Special thanks to Twitter tipster Matt Cherette for today's tweets! Did you witness the media elite tweet something indiscreet? Please email us your favorite tweets — or send us more Twitter usernames.