Why Apple Is Doomed Without Steve JobsS

What happens when Apple's famously perfectionist CEO takes a six-month medical leave? Everything at Apple goes to hell. Like the parking lots. Feel better soon, Steve!

A tipster just sent us what they say is a photo they snapped on their iPhone (but of course) at Apple's Cupertino headquarters in the parking lot for 5 and 6 Infinite Loop. It might be a Photoshop. Or a Star Trek gag. You be the judge.