Who shall stand up in defense of no-offense-but-no-gaymars-please Miss California, Carrie Prejean? Besides certain parts of the straight male anatomy, HAHA? Tabloidian sex fiend Andrea Peyser shall! Hark:

In an awful display of intolerance, bloggers, TV types, and hunt-and-peck letter-writers crucified, tormented and threatened Carrie...
The forces of diversity and inclusivity are lying. There is no room in this country for difference of opinion.

If the New York Post doesn't know diversity and inclusivity then who does? For the record Andrea has no problem with Miss California's topless photos, nor with her long, smooth legs. We support you in full, Andrea.
[NYP. This little pic was right in the middle of Andrea's column, btw.]

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