Hey old man, you just sent the entire internet your plan to run against Senator Bob Bennett in 2010. Did you know? You are the Attorney General of Utah and you shouldn't be on Twitter.

Or, whatever, you are welcome to be on the Twitter, as much as you like! It is material for us, after all! You even Twittered that you didn't mean to Twitter that first thing, and that you'd take down that Twitter ASAP. Hah. Sorry, Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff, nothing ever disappears from the internet.

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