Disgraced pageant broad Carrie Prejean was all over the morning shows today, braying about how she's NEVER willingly posed nude, but, ugh, you know, there's a chance even more nude photos of her may emerge.

Gawker video ace Mike Byhoff and intern Jess Shaffer were kind enough to subject themselves to watching all of California Carrie's mind-numbing interviews and put together this awesome mash-up, though we suspect that right now they're drinking Drano-tinis together under a bridge for having to do this sort of stuff to earn a paycheck in this economy. Thanks Mike and Jess!

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