Carrie Prejean, the clinically stupid "opposite marriage" proponent and wind-challenged pornography model, will fill in for Fox's Gretchen Carlson (Miss America '89), on Fox & Friends later this month.

According to U.S. News & World Report's Paul Bedard, Fox decided to give Prejean the "one-time" gig yesterday after her appearance on the show as a guest:

Suzanne Scott, Fox vice president for programming, filled me in on the details of the gig for Prejean, who was thrust into the headlines when she rejected gay marriage during the Q&A part of the pageant. "We're just using her one time," she said, "to sit with the boys and have some fun."

Don't worry, Carrie—"sit with the boys and have some fun" doesn't mean the same thing on TV as it did back in your nipple-slinging days. There won't be any DP with Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade or anything.

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