Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan to Twitterati

It was a "Monday-ish" Monday for the Twitterati: A Washington Post reporter got deserted by his followers; a Time columnist had to listen to Kiefer Sutherland attempt comedy and Kirstie Allie had to KILL.

Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan to Twitterati

Extreme-dieting Scientologist Kirstie Alley explained who is first against the wall in the vegetable revolution. Ha... ha?

Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan to Twitterati

The Washington Post's Chris Cillizza wondered if it was him or the White House stonewalling he was livetweeting that scared away so many followers.

Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan to Twitterati

Time columnist James Poniewozik basked in the glory of Kiefer Sutherland's bar-assault joke.

Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan to Twitterati

Jezebel's Megan Carpentier had neither penis envy nor penis guilt.

Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan to Twitterati

The Onion's Joe Randazzo pseudo-lamented a tweeter's pseudo-fame.

Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan to Twitterati

Investor and pundit Paul Kedrosky contemplated his own vision of hell.