Yes, Quizno's Submarine Sandwich Shoppe is run by oven-lusting sex pervs, but guess what, Quizno's: you have crossed the line by allowing 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be associated with your sandwiches. Think, you fools.

"2 Girls, 1 Sub. Hungry? See If This Sandwich Whets Your Appetite." Yes. For poop.


Quizno's is the same sex perv breadlicker corporation that based its last ads for this same sandwich on the concept of getting a blowjob from an oven. These are some powerful sandwichdildos!

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