You know how every so often Gawker chides all of you into filling out a survey so that the advertising department can have a clear snapshot of the site's readership? Well, the results are in!

So we've examined all the data that came back to us tonight and here's the average Gawker reader in a nutshell—-A young, well-educated, tech savvy, ADD-stricken, whiskey drinking, chronically masturbating atheist with bi-sexual tendencies.

Surprised? We think not!

And oh yeah, you're also more likely to suffer from epilepsy, schizophrenia and bi-polar disorder than the average web user, just in case you were wondering about that.

Yaay us!