If you want to know which totally dreamy piece of manmeat won tonight, go ahead and click through now to see Ryan Seacrest announce the winner. If you don't want to know, you've been duly warned.
I've never watched this show in its entirety EVER prior to tonight and I have just one question—-Who the hell was that crazy Tatiana girl?
UPDATE: Someone sent in this Daily Beast post that earlier today, as evidenced in the URL of the post, was titled "Why Adam Lambert Will Win Tonight." Shortly after the broadcast, the title was changed to "Why Adam Lambert's Loss Is a Red State Victory." [Daily Beast]
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