You can put Tina Fey on Twitter but you can't make her tweet. Chris Anderson, though? Don't even get the Wired editor started.
After reclaiming her Twitter name from a fakester, Tina Fey apparently had stage fright.
The Times' Jennifer 8. Lee was awesomely geeky, although she could have worked some kind of "SIGHUP" joke into this one.
British freelancer Louise Bolotin denied a friend request with extreme prejudice.
Wired's Chris Anderson not only gives away his content online, he throws in sassy rejoinders as a bonus.
Blogger Chris O'Leary had a few too many.
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