Brad and Angelina Are The Best Actors in All of Cannes

The Sun claims that Brad and Angelina are on the rocks and they're just pretending to love each other, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor partied together last night, a Gossip Girl spinoff is definitely in the works, and Patrick Swayze poses for a photo so everyone knows he's still alive.

  • The UK Sun lays out their entire "Brad and Angelina are faking it" case in a long piece today. Included among the reasons why—-She wants even MORE kids, he does not. Brad likes the West Coast, Angelina likes the East Coast. And Brad has been in regular contact with Jennifer Aniston lately. And oh yeah, Angie's an intellectual and Brad's a dumbass. [Sun]

  • Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor partied it up together at the Gramercy Park Hotel last night [Just Jared]

  • It looks as though there really is a Gossip Girl spinoff in the works at CW. [EOnline]

  • Despite rumors on the internets that he's died 10 times since last Friday, Patrick Swayze is still alive and kicking and he and his wife took this photo to prove it. [Mirror]

  • Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are getting back together AGAIN! [EOnline]

  • Did Keith Urban follow the lead of his perpetually-Botoxed bride and get a round of injections himself? [LaineyGossip]

  • Natalie Cole received a lifesaving kidney transplant this week but her sister died suddenly while she was in the hospital. [Page Six]

  • Law & Order SVU star Mariska Hargitay said that the collapsed lung she recently suffered was the result of a stunt gone wrong. [Daily News]

  • Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey is expecting her fourth child. [Dlisted]

  • Robert DeNiro is a new grandfather to a seven pound baby girl. [Page Six]