Bush Exiled to Canada

No one even noticed, but the guy who used to be the president, Chimpy McHitler, has disappeared. Is he in heaven? Or jail? No, worse: he is in Canada. George W. Bush will never return to America.

The Washington Times reports that Bush is going to have a little sit-down talk, up in Toronto, with Bill Clinton. They will both make lots and lots of money for this, of course, but why in Canada? So that no one down here would notice, or care? And what is this about:

The event will be only the second appearance by Mr. Bush since leaving office; his first was also in Canada, in Calgary.

Has anyone seen Bush in America, recently? No. So either he fled or he's been permanently banished. Either way, why are we still stuck with Cheney and Rove? WHY?