Oh, good, Today covered the teenage hug menace. "High school hugging has turned into a cultural phenomenon, studied by sociologists, and written about in The New York Times." A phenomenon studied by bullshit pseudo-scientists and written up as a trend in the Times? Hugs are the new hipster farms!

Is the best part when the students act out hugs as Chris Jansing describes them or is the best part the fact that everyone in America is a retard?

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