Wired editors contemplated crystal meth; Paul Carr cursed out #hashtags and Kirstie Alley got into it with a paparazzo. The Twitterati felt seedy today.

Venture Beat's Eric Rosser Eldon implied his computer might perform better with a little therapy.

Camera-loving blogger Shira Lazar explained how she sizes up men in Hawaii.

Wired's Adam Rogers placed his title at the center of a ven diagram involving sci-fi, tech journalism and hard-core narcotics.

Twitter made new-media whore Paul Carr especially #belligerent.

Kristie Alley found she could not escape the papparazzi, even on Twitter. This did not make her happy.

Did you witness the media elite tweet something indiscreet? Please email us your favorite tweets — or send us more Twitter usernames.

Send an email to Ryan Tate, the author of this post, at ryan@gawker.com.