Does Michael Wolff Molest Goats?

I have no idea! It's just an eye-grabbing headline. Like Michael Wolff's own headline on his onanistic daily column today: "Is Sonia Sotomayor Gay?" Michael Wolff has no idea. But he made you click, ha!

So Michael Wolff basically says "Well I asked the question because it's on everyone's minds and I am a very brave man." He goes on about how people think Sotomayor might be gay and Condi Rice might be gay and "The retiring Justice Souter, everyone seems to assume, is gay." The payoff:

I don't care (really). On the other hand, I wouldn't mind knowing.

Good insight, Michael Wolff. You are the Mary Rambin of media columnists. Can't wait for your heartfelt Vanity Fair piece about how wrong News Corp. was for writing about your sex life.
[Newser]