Two pieces of incredible breaking news! Alaska Snow Empress Sarah Palin will tape a segment for The Colbert Report, and also she revealed the top-secret location of his upcoming "Persian Gulf" trip, on the Twitter!

The specific country from where Colbert would be taking his show next month was supposed to be a big secret, at the behest, he claimed, of the military. Now, not so much! It's Iraq, everyone!

As we already know, Sarah Palin has the weirdest looking Twitter page in the world. And as we also already know, and this is maybe more relevant, Conservatives don't understand that Stephen Colbert is joking. So basically this is a double-whammy of "Sarah Palin sure is dumb" news, right here. Shhh, no one tell her!

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