Starbucks Robot Martian Commenter ApprovesS

Why did Starbucks decide to sponsor MSNBC's Morning Joe? To "promote its ethical commitments." Whatever that bullshit means. One human-like online Starbucks advocate supports them strongly!:

Starbucks Robot Martian Commenter ApprovesS

I am 95% confident that this was written by this guy.
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