Oh look, a beer company has employed the advertising tactic of "Blonde girl showing her breasts," in order to make you, the consumer, amenable to purchasing beer. The breast-revealing ad is on YouTube! But for how long? NSFW thing below:

The website is equally full of breasts and devoid of literary criticism, spiritual philosophy, and other non-breast-or-beer-related things. This vid (we have it backed up for when it gets pulled from YouTube, which should be any minute now. UPDATE: Yes it has happened.) is supposed to be you vs. the girl in a "staring contest," btw. Whatever. Copyranter is to blame.

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