Spike TV, as you men know, is the cable network of choice for testicle-bearers. From MANswers to The Ultimate Fighter to Deadliest Warrior, only Spike TV caters directly to testosterone-based idiot viewers. But dude—a chick's picking their shows?!?
"She's got as much testosterone as any guy I know," said Doug Herzog, the president of MTV Networks Entertainment Group.
"We have been trying to figure out how to do a show with women in it that is sexy and not misogynist," Ms. Levy said.
Good luck with that one, lady!
"This is going to be a very broad show," she said.
She says "broad" too! As a Spike TV viewer, I like this broad already! Plus she's a lapsed Jew who likes to eat pork! And look, male daredevil Jesse James just wants to emphasize, once again, for you guys: this chick is totally masculine.
"She's like that cool chick in college that you drink with and go out and party with. She has her girly moments, but not too often."