Sean Hannity Interviews Sarah Palin In the WoodsS

Sean Hannity creepily interviewed Sarah Palin in some wooded area of Long Island, where Sarah proceeded to do what Sarah does—-Spewed out a maddening but hilariously folksy word soup that translates to "I told you so!"

Yes, Sarah tried to warn you America, but you all refused to listen to her, probably because you didn't understand what the hell kind of jibberish was coming out of her mouth, but still, you didn't listen. Communist China is taking over America RIGHT NOW, just as Barack Hussein Allah Lucifer Obama planned all along, which SARAH TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT, but of course, you were too busy shopping at the Gap and eating Hot Pockets while watching The Biggest Loser and whatnot, and you just didn't get the message.

Yes, just stop and take a look around yourselves and the horrible, wretched, pathetic lives you find yourselves currently mired in and you'll see how truly awful things are in this country, much worse than when Bush was president you see, and 10,000,000 times worse than if Sarah and the mean old man with the funny arms had been named King and Queen of America. As Sarah emphatically points out in the interview, "We're borrowing from China!!!" If we didn't know any better, we'd swear that Sarah is completely oblivious to the fact that we've been doing this for years, and of course Hannity doesn't raise a finger to point that out either, but whatever, it's probably just an oversight on both of their parts. Either way, you should probably get online and order your Rosetta Stone Chinese software. We suppose the only question is whether you should learn Mandarin or Cantonese? Better learn them both just to be safe.

Finally, regarding Sean Hannity's wooded interview with Sarah Palin, we think that this exchange pretty much sums the whole thing up rather well.

Sarah: "Our country could evolve into something we do not even recognize..."

Sean: "Socialism?"

Sarah: "Well, that's where we are headed."

Yep, that about sums it all up perfectly. Consider yourselves warned.

Sean Hannity Interviews Sarah Palin [Fox News and YouTube]