Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride

Former President George H.W. Bush, erection obscured by a bikini-clad "Chorus Line" actress, cackles at those who said "Skydiving for your 80th birthday? You'll never top that!" Catch him in the Lorimer L train station soon. [TMZ] UPDATE: Barbara, too!:

Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride

The secret to a long marriage: A his-and-hers harem of 'Chorus Line' cast members. [TMZ]