Vanity Fair Can Offer You Nothing

Ha, Vanity Fair just put out their NYC summer guide, but hey—don't ask them for a reservation at Monkey Bar! Owned by Vanity Fair's Graydon Carter! Because they can't get you one! Eh? Their guide also features errors:

Vanity Fair Can Offer You Nothing

There are no McCarren pool parties this summer! All the hipsters will continue thinking Vanity Fair isn't cool, now. Also "summer hours" are actually called "furloughs."

[via Cityfile]