A Dow Jones writer spanked the Washington Post; Evan Williams downplayed his kind of awesome "pre-cancerous" skin removal; and Ron Burkle drowned his problems in models. The Twitterati were lively!
Evan Williams doesn't want you to be worried about the intersection of his face with liquid nitrogen. He isn't! But he secretly knows it's kinda badass.
Facebook's Randi Zuckerberg had a rainy day. Cheer her up with a lipdub.
Page Six's Neel Shah spotted Ron Burkle with his hands full, as usual. No word on where his friends' hands were busy.
Peter Kafka of All Things D was hit by a clueless emission from the Washington Post.
FishbowlNY's Hunter Walker made a sacrifice play that showed how desperate Gotham journalists had become.
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