The most cathartic part of our week is here! We have to read all the awful unapproved comments all week. You don't. Well, you didn't. Now you have to read six of the worst.
Some of the Unapproved are literalists:
Some make it hard for us to tell if we should take them literally:
Some like colors!:
Some think you are old:
Some have odd choice in music:
Some make us wish we spoke Dutch:
And others... Well, some others we kinda want to approve but just can't, y'know?: