• By Hamilton Nolan
    Jun 17, 2009 10:38 AM 18,791
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    Hipster Crib Is a Cardboard Box

    If you're going to spend $255 on crib for your spawn, you might as well do it ironically, right?

    Here we have the Album de Famiglia design collection customizable cardboard cot (brown), a.k.a. a cardboard box. No, really:

    Delivered flat-packed, very easy to assemble...You can decide to keep it plain - simply stamped with the brand's logo on the side - for the super chic industrial living look. Or you can customize it, paint it, or simply decorate it with your child's name.

    Hey, do whatever you want to it. It's a cardboard box! Neal Pollack probably has dozens of these. Rock-n-roll, yall. Yours for only $255. Fits little Lorenzo and his evil twin.
    [via Mamaista]


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