Matt Drudge Sees a Snake In Michelle Obama's GardenS

Michelle Obama has a green thumb. Matt Drudge has a rotten, black thumb, so he doesn't buy Obama's garden-harvesting photo-op, because she only planted it 89 days ago and what kind of garden grows that fast?

Um, most of them. But there's no Obama conspiracy too small in Drudge's world so, yeah, that's right, it's a "miracle" garden ginned up by Robert Gibbs himself. The real seeds are off somewhere with Barack's birth certificate:

GREEN SHOOTS: MICHELLE'S MIRACLE GROW...
PLANT: MARCH 20...
HARVEST: JUNE 16...

According to the transcript of the harvesting event yesterday, Michelle and a bunch of adorable kids were picking lettuce and peas.

Lettuce takes anywhere between 40 and 85 days to mature, based on the variety. Peas take anywhere from 54 to 72 days. The garden was planted on March 20—89 days ago.

Matt Drudge Sees a Snake In Michelle Obama's GardenS