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    Billy Mays Hates Kids

    The upcoming issue of Playboy has a profile of Billy Mays, in which the bearded, Bentley-driving cleaning product salesman reveals his ruthless desire to crush the dreams of children:




    Perhaps it's better that the children stay away?


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