We'd like to avoid this story as much as possible, because mostly it's just gross, but this is TOO BIG to pass up! Jon & Kate from hit reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 are making a major announcement.
It's all going down during a one hour special on Monday. Many people suspect they're going to announce their divorce, because Jon recently got caught maybe-cheating and Kate is also maybe-cheating and is a mean, mean lady. That the delicate pair are making this watershed life change on television should surprise no one who's participated in this failing American experiment in the past decade or so. Sigh.
But then again, maybe it's not a divorce! What do you think?