In our continuing series of portraits depicting the mental athletes at Fox & Friends trying to wrap their minds around things, we have today the fun-times gang trying to figure out those pesky Uighurs. Are they terrorists? No one knows.

Except we sorta do know because they got released, free of charges, and in the first place they were actually just fleeing China, where they would have been imprisoned and likely executed, but Afghan locals turned them in as combatants to coalition forces for the reward money. So there's your answer, Gretchen and Stevie and BriBri.

But please, do keep swatting your little paws at things and scratching your heads and getting flustered because it's so fun to watch.

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