Confused about the situation in Iran, are you? Surely you've found yourself laying in bed at night recently wondering, "When will Glenn Beck explain all of this for me?" Well you're in luck—Glenn broke out the chalkboard today!

Now, it's doubtful that anything he says here in his second grade-level tutorial is anything Gawker readers don't already know, but perhaps if we're lucky, Glenn's crude representation of Allah and the Iranian leaders will lead to some fundamentalist group to issue a fatwa against him, and then the comedy can really begin!

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