'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'

Huzzah, the time has come for yet another "Awful Craigslist Media Job Ad of the New Depression." This one has a riddle!

No answer is correct, however, you must be high enough to think that phrase is clever in order to write for bumbenschwacker, blog of the future. Apply now.

'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'