A Daily Show host weirded himself out a little bit; a San Franciscan had pizza envy and Doree Shafrir discovered a yoga mat that automatically raises your blood pressure. The Twitterati were flabbergasted.

The Daily Show's Rob Corddry owned his creepiness.

The SFAppeal's Eve Batey rose above petty jealousy.

Amazon.com mailed former Observer hand Doree Shafrir a thinly-veiled serenity test.

The Daily Show's Miles Kahn was determined to make the Iran situation somehow funny.

Vice's Nick Douglas found inspiration in the DirecTV program guide.

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