Don't be sad, but a judge ruled today that we cannot see the Real Housewife coke queen Danielle Staub's sex tape. The nightmare-reel was banned from distribution today, pending further law stuff. Something good has finally happened in New Jersey.

An interesting/funny/depressing/oh-God-when-will-this-stop bit of news from this whole thing? The guy trying to sell the damn fucktape was none other than "26-year-old" Stephen Zalewski, the fellow from the show who was only dating Staub for the, to quote mighty Teresa, "blow jobs."

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