Finally, a nice story. Little outre news outlet Fox News—which dares to be balanced and fair amid a sea of bias—is set to have its best ratings year yet. Boy, Obama sure has energized the frothing, angry Right!

Here's The Hollywood Reporter on the boom-time details:

With the second quarter coming to a close, Fox News averaged about the same number of viewers as the top three other cable news networks combined. And while rivals including CNN (-22%) and MSNBC (-18%) took hits following last quarter's inauguration-fueled boost, Fox News (-3%) remained nearly steady.

Compared with last year, the Fox News (averaging 2.1 million viewers, 509,000 adults 25-54 quarter-to-date) is up 35% over last year in primetime viewers and 48% in the demo.

So, terrific. Obama's crazy baby-murdering socialism has galvanized conservatives to take notice, take action, and sit down on their couches and just get madder and madder. And look at what fine programming they have laid out before them:

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Here's the Fox & Friends gang praising an organization that pays teen girls not to get pregnant! Gretchen Carlson forgets how many days there are in a year, but don't worry, it was just a "brain fart."


And here's a judge groping savvy reporter Juliet Huddy because she is wearing self-described "stripper shoes."