How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson

The Twitterati were obsessed with the less brilliant Michael Jackson: His most brain-dead lyrics, his worst video moments and his awful neglect at the hands of...you!

How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson

New York's Jessica Coen knew how Michael Jackson would have wanted to be remembered.

How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson

ABC News' Jake Tapper, the White House correspondent, was basically just watching Michael Jackson videos all day Friday.

How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson

Grateful Dead lyricist John Perry Barlow blamed Americans for killing Michael Jackson by not paying enough attention to him, and thus never learning that they were paying way too much attention to him.

How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson

This would be Kurt Andersen's moment, if only he'd pursued his morbid dream.

How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson

BlackBook's Tricia Romano made her own fun.



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