What Had Better Be the Nine Best Words Ever

Opium Magazine is running "The Longest Story Ever Told": it's printed on the cover, then printed over in black ink, which will fade over the course of 1,000 years to reveal the nine-word-long story. We already guessed it:

It
Wasn't
Worth
The
Wait,
Suckers.
Ha
Ha
Ha.

[Opium via Bay Newser]